Baby Talk

Vans: Not the shoes. This is what your parents will be driving soon. The best you can hope for is a VW.

Fakie: When your parent slips in a bite of mushed veggies in between bites of mushed fruit

Hang Ten: Standing on the end of a coffee table

Leash: If you have one, your parents probably watched “Home Alone” one too many times

Moo Moo: Milk

Impact Zone: The entire changing table

Noodled: Exhausted “My grom just completely noodled in the middle of the store.”

Party Wave: Sleeping in your parent’s bed

Outside: Where you can never go without supervision

Ripping: Farting

Tube Ride: Being born

Wave Pool: Toilet

Yellow Jersey: A soaked onesie

Dawn Patrol: What parents are on because you wake up so damn early

Eddie Would Go: Potty training

Catch A Wave: Riding in your stroller
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